Things I learned using the oven for this entire meal:
- our oven sucks
- leave the chicken in there longer
- take the vegetables out earlier
- our smoke alarms suck too
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Congratulations USA
Zero school shootings so far this year.
Last day to confidently reblog this!
Whoops
…USA, YOU NEED TO FIX YOUR SHIT ALREADY.
….
What the fuuuuuuck that last one is back home
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I HATE THIS FUCKING VIDEO
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Made my own mayo today. It tastes fuckin’ fantastic inb4 every possible semen joke
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The last daylight of 2018 to grace Travis County, Texas
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tunblr roll call! reblog if your in the following fandoms:
-suffering
-the pain of living
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Merry Christmas #snakefortunes @snakefortunes 🐍 🐍 🐍
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REBLOG THIS IF you love your DnD character, are making a DnD character OR you have eaten approximately 12 D20s
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